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In front of the entrance was an old dwarf with an axe in hand, guarding the path the hag. He grunted, 'Who goes there?'

And the beer bellied shadow of a prince replied....

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, while still maintaining his wits: 'it is I, Earl, and i have come to sweep your queen off her feet.' with that the dwarf, though confused, allowed our once handsome prince to enter the dark, musty cave where the Hag lived and as he neared her lair...

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he let out a great big burp, which startled the HAG, for she knew it was someone who had fallen prey to her curse

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unfortunately the prince was still under the spell of the Hag - so he started to curse incoherently! The Hag looked at him lovingly and the dwarf came running into the cave - as it is a well known fact that both Hags and dwarfs consider profanity the most beautiful expression of love of all

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She motioned for him to come closer, and he move closer to her hoping to end his nightmare once and for all.

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He let out another loud belch that echoed through the cave and she raised her putrid face closer to his. As soon as he smelled her rotting breath, he let out another string of obscenities.

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all he had to do was kiss her! but alas, he could not, for she was hideous, with many hairy moles surrounding her mouth, brown teeth, and breath as foul as a dogs...

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She saw the look of utter disgust in his face and cackled, forcing another surge of stank breath in his nostrils, causing his eyes to well up with tears. She said, 'I believe you're here to give me something, dear Prince.'

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But he could not bring himself to kiss her. He turned and ran, resolving to find another way to break the curse.

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And so he turned and ran out of her home resolved to find another way to break the curse.

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The Hag, however, wouldn't let him escape that easily - and she chased after him!

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He dodged behind a bush determined to find another way to break the curse... where he met a gnome who claimed to know a way to help him and it was at that very moment...



***that should fill the gap****

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when the Hag grabbed him from behind and planted a BIG wet one right on his unsuspecting lips, alas, our once sinfully handsome prince was to forever be a beer bellied, profanity uttering slob because little did he know...

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intermission

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that the curse would only work if he kissed her first!! so he turned back to the gnome and pleaded for advice...

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But the gnome.. now frightened by OlMaida the Hag - fainted....

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the prince let out another string of curses. he felt despondant, all alone now, surrounded only by the ugly hag and her nasty sidekick...

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suddenly his funk was interrupted by the sound of beautiful singing coming from the adjacent field - the singing was getting closer! THe prince was horrified that someone would see him in his current grotesque state!

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so he jumped behind the rock and peaked out to see the beautiful princess was nearing...

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suddenly the prince remember the foldable life-size poster of himself he always kept in his back pocket (it was still there) he tossed it into her path and...