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Another new game... wanna play?
kase21 Posted: Apr 21, 2006 03:57 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

and she gasped as she saw it. She picked it up and looked around knowing he had to be close by...
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VadersBride2006 Posted: Apr 21, 2006 04:36 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

...but all she could find was a beer-bellied slob, an old hag and a gnome...
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SuzBride Posted: Apr 21, 2006 04:40 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

now the princess looked at the beer-bellied slob. She was getting old and this was the ONLY man she had seen in about a decade - was she THAT desperate she wondered to herself?
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JanuaryBride06 Posted: Apr 21, 2006 04:44 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

Then she spotted the poster and asked, 'Where did this come from?'

Formerly hot price/current beer bellied slob cried, 'That's me. That used to f**king be me until, azzhole that I am, walked into that sh1tty azz castle f**king looking for you. But now I have the g--damn curse on me and I f**king can't even muthaf**king talk like a normal human being. F**K!' He let out a deafening blech.
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CLMon7906 Posted: Apr 21, 2006 04:44 PM+
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Posted: Apr 21, 2006 04:44 PM bride-minus.png

Re: Another new game... wanna play?

pondering her fate with this slob, his mother and brother, she ran as far away as possible in tears b/c she knew that an evil hag had placed a spell on her years ago and on her 30th bday (which was weeks away)....
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espresso Posted: Apr 21, 2006 05:30 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

she would turn into an ogre, unless she found a beautiful prince to marry her before the stroke of midnight on her bday
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CLMon7906 Posted: Apr 22, 2006 08:50 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

..but it was 11:30 and the clock was still ticking...
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kase21 Posted: Apr 23, 2006 12:37 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

But then a small fairy appeared by her shoulder and said, 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' and disappeared
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VadersBride2006 Posted: Apr 24, 2006 08:47 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

'What the Hell does THAT mean?' she thought.
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espresso Posted: Apr 27, 2006 12:38 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

Posted by VadersBride2006

'What the Hell does THAT mean?' she thought.


unfortunately she pondered this for too long, and alas, it turned midnight and the princess transformed into a big fat ugly ogre.
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VadersBride2006 Posted: Apr 27, 2006 07:19 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

and the beer bellied slob took one look at her and fell instantly head over heels in love!
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FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH Posted: Apr 27, 2006 02:50 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

she looked at him with that beer belly and she??????????????????
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CLMon7906 Posted: Apr 27, 2006 03:01 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

tried to run, but her giant ogre feet weren't as nimble as her dainty princess feet had been...
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espresso Posted: Apr 27, 2006 05:04 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

and then she remembered what the fairy had said, and being that she just saw Shrek, she figured, 'hey, what do I have to lose?'
So she walked back to the prince...
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CLMon7906 Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:07 AM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

But he was gone!
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FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:03 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

she wanted to look for him. where should she start to look
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CLMon7906 Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:33 PM+
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Re: Another new game... wanna play?

maybe the Gumdrop Mountains??
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