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sorry, i farrrrted. - fat b@stard.

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Posted by lolita4life

'Liquor in the front, Poker in the back'

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my DH had a shirt that said this but is said Poker in the 'rear' (it was a rush shirt from his franternity days), unfortunately, it went missing... sooo sad.

i love this thread though... im full of useless quotes

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ohhhhhhh i forgot to add mine. And they really are sooo deep and profound


- If at first you dont succeed, then... Skydiving ain't for you

- if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster

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Neeeeeeeeeeeen! you made me realized i f-cked it up!!! it IS 'poker in the rear'

geez, sometimes i wish i wasnt so dumb!

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Posted by lolita4life

Neeeeeeeeeeeen! you made me realized i f-cked it up!!! it IS 'poker in the rear'

geez, sometimes i wish i wasnt so dumb!

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dont worry... youre in good company

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'Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear'

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that's is very cute!!

Ok..mine is CORNY, but I love it..

'Speak to the fist cause the hand is pissed'

--From Joe Dirt

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We are the music makers....and we are the dreamers of the dream....

~Willy Wonka~

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'Don't eat yellow snow.' - words of wisdom by Goldi1021

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these are great. i see we got moved to OT .. sorry ron!

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'You dooded up, egg sucking, gutta trash'

Um, yes. I watched Back to the Future Part III this morning

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'Wherever you go, there you are'

Mike Brady- Brady Bunch


'Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you will EVER REGRET'

-unknown

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'I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine' from the song One Night In Bancock

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Sentimental one: 'where you are is where I belong' -- Dave Matthews

Funny one: 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.' -- Lyndon B. Johnson

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Posted by lolita4life

these are great. i see we got moved to OT .. sorry ron!

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i was just looking for this thread for like 5 mins on NWR,, i thought i was losing my mind

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'I begged you to leave her,
but it was too late,
too late.....
Cuz though,
you have decieved her,
you knew that she'd wait...
she'd wait forever'

....'borrowed time' on-j

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Posted by Lolita4life 'Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear'

YOur quote reminded me of my old joke:

How does a girl hold her liquor?

Ans: By the EArs!!!!! CHeers Big EARS!!

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i almost forgot one of my ALL TIME favorites....

'True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you've found true love, then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...'
-Mitch Martin

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Life is like a Bed of Roses........everynow and then you'll come across a few Pricks!

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I had a girlfriend who would always say this quote 'There is no such thing as MR. Right.....it is who's BullS*** you can put up with the most!'

Of Course, I don't believe that b/c I found my Mr. Right.

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Posted by dm24angel

'Sometimes right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy Tale'
-Anonymous

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i started off my vows with this quote!



mine:
farfegnugan (when i can't say $h!t)
great googly moogly