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I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some arse, looks like the beer is running out.

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Earmuffs

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If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!

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There’s no crying in baseball!

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

Mom!! Meatloaf!!! F@ck!!!!!!!!!!!

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WEDDING CRASHERS!! one of my fave parts-- MOM WE WANT THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is she??? WHAT IS SHE DOING?? I never know what she's doing back there! LOL LMAO!!!

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I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.

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Posted by dancinmyazoff

I have nipples, greg, can you milk me??

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meet the parents! hysterical!!

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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

CLASSIC!!!!

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Posted by dancinmyazoff

There’s no crying in baseball!

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a league of their own!!

'did anyone ever tell you that you look just like a penis with a little hat on it??'

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'Hey look, look at me, I'm hang-gliding, take a picture, AHHH I'M DEAD!!!!!!!' 'What an IDIOT!!!'

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

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'We fight, that's what we do. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You tell me when I'm being a son of a b!tch and I tell you when your being a pain in the a$$. You have like a two second rebound rate and then you are right back doing the next pain in the a$$ thing'

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Posted by dancinmyazoff

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

CLASSIC!!!!

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Forrest Gump.... gotta love it!

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'Wear something different, people are going to think you are going to a funeral'

'Maybe I am'

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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

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'HOLY KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS THAT HURT'

'San Diego-- that's spanish for Whales Vagina!'

'Umm, no that's not true at all. It's actually St. Diego, it is spanish for St. Diego'

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'... and as long as I have one a$$ and not two I'll wear whatever the heII I want... you might wanna re-think those ties'

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Posted by dancinmyazoff

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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'Hey Peter man, Turn on channel nine again-- the breast exams are back on!!!'

'Can we at least PRETEND that we can't hear each other through the wall??'

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You’re about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop.