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spicing up sex life
jersee3380 Posted: May 16, 2005 04:51 PM+
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spicing up sex life

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says 'Honey, would you like some of this?'

The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, 'HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear.'
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deedee Posted: May 16, 2005 04:52 PM+
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newnybride2be Posted: May 16, 2005 06:59 PM+
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haha thats hilarious. Oh and by the way FH wants to know 'who' ate her underwear. sometimes I just dont understand him.
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HearzBellz Posted: May 16, 2005 07:43 PM+
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Butterflybride Posted: May 17, 2005 12:23 AM+
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MayBride06 Posted: May 17, 2005 07:32 AM+
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Dee7772 Posted: May 17, 2005 07:48 AM+
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simbacat Posted: May 17, 2005 10:19 AM+
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kellwolfe Posted: May 17, 2005 12:16 PM+
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CMC&BPZ Posted: May 17, 2005 02:02 PM+
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LOL!
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Santoyle Posted: May 17, 2005 02:49 PM+
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LMAO
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amazon_gracie Posted: May 19, 2005 10:18 AM+
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