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Time to laugh...
lipglossjunky73
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 03:15 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 03:15 PM
Time to laugh...
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on
And point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk And
Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For
Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The
Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a
Serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play tropical Sounds All Day
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You is not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To the Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
diluvchu
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 04:25 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 04:25 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
I think next time there is 'drama' on these boards this needs to be posted. Also, I think next time I am bored, I need to do some of these...
lipglossjunky73
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 05:03 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 05:03 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
wait - this is even funnier...http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=404&SectionID=1
Laura&Phil
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 06:12 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 06:12 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
Commented on this on the 'Brides' thread but it's too funny not to comment again!!
MrsStefan
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 07:32 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 07:32 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
SO FUNNY!
lauren09
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:40 PM+
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:40 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
hysterical!!
WoC2
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 06:34 PM+
Re: Time to laugh...
Awesome!
xcalystax
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 07:00 PM+
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 07:00 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
Hahahah! I did number 6 to FH he is still looking at me like I am a nutcase.
lipglossjunky73
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 08:01 PM+
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 08:01 PM
Re: Time to laugh...
Posted by xcalystax
Hahahah! I did number 6 to FH he is still looking at me like I am a nutcase.
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