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OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!
lipglossjunky73 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:28 PM+
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OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, February 20, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS -
MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation..
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bat htub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.=20
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20


Class 14< BR>The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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missgwife Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:29 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

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Greeneyes8705 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:33 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

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JanuaryBride06 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:34 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Posted by lipglossjunky73

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, February 20, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS -
MAXIMUM.


Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20




PIMP - can I enroll DH in the above???
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pupidda122505 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:35 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

I'm printing this put and handing it to FH...hopefully he'll get the hint
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Mikeysgirl Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:36 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

I'm signing my fiance up for class 4
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Beth1210 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:37 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

my husband needs all of those!!!!!
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stephanielyse Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:39 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


According to my FH, no.
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lipglossjunky73 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:40 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

The sad thing is - i think I may need to sign up for some of these classes as well!!!

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FallBride05 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:51 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

DH definately suffers from a couple of those!!!!
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BKtoLI Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:54 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. =20




My FH needs all of the above classes, and I'm lucky it's just these classes only!!
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Sunshine06 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:57 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Amazing!! I want to enroll my FH in all these classes!!
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Katie&Chris2006 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 03:59 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

hahahahahahahaha you're getting me in trouble over here Lipglossjunky!
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JPCP4806 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 04:00 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Love it!
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JXNOscar Posted: Feb 10, 2006 04:03 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

I am such a man
I do all of these things
Except the peeing part
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ZuzusPetals Posted: Feb 10, 2006 05:05 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

I would bet that people in your office already KNOW your crazy
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lipglossjunky73 Posted: Feb 10, 2006 05:24 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Posted by ZuzusPetals

I would bet that people in your office already KNOW your crazy


who me???? NAAAAaaaahhh...
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mrsgtobe Posted: Feb 10, 2006 05:37 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

Too funny!!! My FH definitely needs some of those!
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jada2destiny Posted: Feb 10, 2006 06:22 PM+
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Re: OMG ladies - this made me laugh out loud - I think my office thinks I'm crazy!!!

FH says that all we do is bash them on here. I can't let him see this post
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Soon2BMrsB Posted: Feb 10, 2006 07:33 PM+
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