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Happy Wednesday Everyone -
Hannah38
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 10:37 AM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 10:37 AM
Happy Wednesday Everyone -
My FMIL sent me this. Love her humor. Hope you all have a very happy WEDNESDAY. Only 2 more days till the weekend
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the ******** and *** kissing that will put you over the top
leshellem
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:41 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:41 PM
Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
VERY CUTE.
pupidda122505
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:45 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:45 PM
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hysterical
sugarkube4
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:58 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 12:58 PM
Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
how true it is!!!
Mikeysgirl
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 01:11 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 01:11 PM
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Unapearla
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 01:36 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 01:36 PM
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mskittynj
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 02:06 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 02:06 PM
Re: Happy Wednesday Everyone -
That is great!!!!!!! hahahaha loving it!XOXOXO
Kitty
Soon2BeMrsS
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 02:27 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 02:27 PM
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camerakrazie
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 05:35 PM+

Posted: Mar 22, 2006 05:35 PM
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