NWR- but great email

i got this tonite and thought it was great! i especially oved the thing about MIL!!

here it is:

> > > Dear Tech Support,
> > >
> > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed

> > > a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly
> > > in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> > > under Boyfriend 5.0.
> > >
> > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs,

> > > such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed

> > > undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs
> > > 4.1.
> > > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> > > crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> > > problems, but to no avail.
> > >
> > > What can I do?
> > > Signed,
> > > Desperate
> > > =========================
> > >
> > > Dear Desperate:
> > >
> > > First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertain ment
> > > Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
> > >
> > > Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm' and
> > > try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt
> > > 3.0 update.
> > >
> > > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> > > automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> > > But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband
> > > 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 , or Beer
> > > 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring

> > > Loudly Beta.
> > >
> > > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus

> > > in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your
> > > system resources).
> > >
> > > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These

> > > are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> > >
> > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> > > limited m emory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
> > > might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
> > > performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. Good
> > > Luck, Tech
> > >

Re: NWR- but great email

Re: NWR- but great email

Re: NWR- but great email

that's awesome.