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This is funny - just thought I would share this with you girls!

BellaEyes Posted: May 22, 2006 11:17 AM+

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Posted: May 22, 2006 11:17 AM

This is funny - just thought I would share this with you girls!

* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing 'good morning' to everyone and you think, 'Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her'...You need to pray at work.

* When someone comes in and announces, 'office meeting in 5 minutes,' and you think, 'what the f*&% do they want now?'..... You need to pray at work.

* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, 'which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?'..... You need to pray at work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, 'well at my last office...,' and you want to throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, 'what the h*&^ does she want now?' and you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, 'both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!'.... You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, 'sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s'........ You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray at work.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......You need to pray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!